favorite things.

fav new RN on working with the 'laid back' nurse: "my back is killing me...from carrying the team"

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new work motto:

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awesome coworker on the elevator music we're forced to listen to: "seriously, this music sucks"
me: "um, that's your patient's chair check"
(awesome coworker sprints off)

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two new forms, new IV pumps, and mandatory triple charting on patient med teaching this week.  as favorite float pool nurse says "they should just tell me when to show up to get the chip put in my head".

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brain injured patient to my fab pregnant nursing assistant: "you know what you gonna name that little gangsta boy?"

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and this:

"i tried carrying the weight of the world, but i only had two hands".  yes, that exactly.