Sunday, January 13, 2013

bunnies, not the cute kind.

STOP HAVING SEX IN THE HOSPITAL.

you are post-op day 0 (zero!!!) with a chest tube in and are smelly/bloody/gross/totally unattractive right now and you two seriously have to do it in the recliner chair?  

JUST STOP.

fav quote from the surgical resident "well maybe that will help his blood pressure".

gak.

that is all.


***oh, and i forget to mention that this individual was so hypotensive and sick when he came in (approximately 10 hours before he and his "friend" felt the need to get it on) that he received 9 units of blood, 3 of FFP, and 3 liters of fluid.  guess someone is feeling better now. ***

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