so my patient has 2 wives, one real and legal wife, and one "wife" who showed up at the hospital with her lawyer in tow calling herself by his last name. the whole situation is a cluster...the patient is a brain injury and no one wants to claim responsibility for him. the only one who visits him is his AA sponsor, which is especially generous of him considering that the patient got hit by a car while wandering out into traffic drunk and high. so our social worker goes into the room to get the low down from the sponsor about the wives situation. turns out that the "wife" with the "same last name" and the lawyer is actually a "crack whore tryin to see if he got money".
i'll give you a dollar if you can guess what the social worker wrote in the chart.
that's right. word for word.
so now the "wife" is an officially documented crack whore tryin to see if he got money.
i swear, sometimes i love this job.
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